• me outside when it rains: i hate the rain this is shit fuck this i fucking hate you water droplets of fuck
  • me inside when it rains: omg this is so nice i wanna make hot chocolate and watch films yasss rain yasssssss

peace-out-little-munchkins:

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

THIS IS GOLDEN

(via thegirlinthebluephonebox)

andersam5:

I SLOWED DOWN I AM THE DOCTOR TO 75% SPEED AND MY EARS ARE BLEEDING FROM BEAUTIFUL

(just a note its 8 minutes long but worth it especially towards the end)

(via macksly)

melancholicstrawberry:

Things girls look for in a guy
1. Brown eyes
2. Great smile
3. Smart
4. Was a main character in Harry Potter
5. Is actually Emma Watson
6. Forget the guys
7. Girls want to date Emma Watson

fancypancakes:

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Oh my god she is spurting blood

(via i-read-too-many-fanfics)

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

(via tobymars)

yungbussy:

the entire vocabulary of tumblr users in 2014

(Source: harinef, via tyleroakley)

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(via hermione-writes-fanfiction)